Lilies Are White
I'M BATMAN
posted 8 hours ago + 638,362 notes — via joshsduns, © tomkirk

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background



posted 8 hours ago + 10,236 notes — via punk-kieren-walker, © supsquark

supsquark:

if you have a great dane but it is a runt then it is a mediocre dane and you are contractually obliged to name it hamlet



posted 8 hours ago + 24,833 notes — via wintermoons, © edwardspoonhands
edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…



posted 8 hours ago + 91,986 notes — via sswincestiel, © snowdarkred

sswincestiel:

snowdarkred:

WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH

more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me

I LEARNED MY LESSON WITH ‘TWIST AND SHOUT’

NO THANK YOU



posted 8 hours ago + 282 notes — via olicityendgame, © felicitysmoakh

I love you … d o   y o u   u n d e r s t a n d ? 



posted 16 hours ago + 3,886 notes — via troyetopia, © ourtroylerinfinityy
ourtroylerinfinityy:

Let’s play another round of ‘Spot the Internet Addict’

ourtroylerinfinityy:

Let’s play another round of ‘Spot the Internet Addict’



puyols-hairdresser:

when you’re doing school work and someone asks you what the answer is

image



posted 17 hours ago + 22,013 notes — via i-feel-spectaculacular, © bowtieswillfall
bowtieswillfall:

my internet crashed, and this was the last post that showed up…

bowtieswillfall:

my internet crashed, and this was the last post that showed up…



posted 17 hours ago + 7,095 notes — via iamidiotiknow, © wiccanstiel


posted 17 hours ago + 798 notes — via iamidiotiknow, © spngifsets


posted 17 hours ago + 2,097 notes — via hiddleshiddleshiddles, © buckyxnat

buckyxnat:

You’re gone, gone, gone away
I watched you  d i s a p p e a r
All that’s left is the ghost of you

Now we’re torn, torn, torn apart,
There’s  n o t h i n g  we can do
Just let me go we’ll meet again soon

Now wait, wait, wait for me
P l e a s e  hang around
I’ll see you when I fall asleep



posted 17 hours ago + 68,528 notes — via then-that-makes-two, © kaiju3
patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.

patrickat:

kaiju3:

The American Hogwarts Houses

Look at your school of witchcraft and wizardry. Now look at mine. Now yours. Now back to mine. Sadly, your school is not mine, but if you all got off your broomsticks and started using a real sorcerer’s deodorant, it could smell like mine. Abracadabra! I’m a horse.



posted 17 hours ago + 313,707 notes — via gingersincardiff, © ouraboross


posted 19 hours ago + 5,600 notes — via basically-run, © iamnevertheone

I have part of a plan.



posted 19 hours ago + 100,864 notes — via toomanyfeels-goingtoexplode, © spork

spork:

I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade