Lilies Are White
I'M BATMAN
posted 11 hours ago + 220,569 notes — via black-and-scarlet, © evilscientist

evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e



posted 11 hours ago + 601,555 notes — via candiestewart

stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE



posted 11 hours ago + 58,880 notes — via youvegotmetoblame, © gaymergirls

gaymergirls:

you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian



posted 11 hours ago + 190,966 notes — via ibeggedformercytwice, © dearjanekiwi

aly-cat:

*Perfect couple.



posted 19 hours ago + 102 notes — via bbus-bbau

bbus-bbau:

I love this so much.



posted 19 hours ago + 272 notes — via yoonjo


posted 19 hours ago + 36 notes — via haydenicole
haydenicole:

what even is big brother australia 

haydenicole:

what even is big brother australia 



posted 20 hours ago + 1,301 notes — via ren-walker, © ginevra17

ginevra17:

You’re incredible, Kieren.

#SaveInTheFlesh

bbcthree bbcamerica 



castiel-knight-of-hell:

themegalosaurus:

*when someone shortens your name without asking*

Cas, Zach, Alfie. Dean is the official nickname giver to angels of the lord



posted 20 hours ago + 118,289 notes — via imtheprettyone, © mattzhealy
folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up

folieadamn:

i need feminism because i just found this in a magazine aimed at 8-13 year old girls and im going to throw up



posted 20 hours ago + 12,437 notes — via daredeuil, © wienerlicious


posted 20 hours ago + 180,229 notes — via sswincestiel, © psychoticirrationalerotica

andythanfiction:

bitch-jerk-assbutt-teamfreewill:

probablyonfire:

I don’t think enough people understand that this is a reference to the fact that semen glows under UV light

and that Dateline was a show used to trap pedophiles and other sex offenders and arrest them

If Supernatural outright said HALF the things they blatantly imply via reference, they’d be banned from CABLE.



posted 20 hours ago + 126,217 notes — via a-khaleesi-not-a-queen, © nowyoukno


posted 20 hours ago + 59,295 notes — via destielocked-bluebox, © transponsters

"You’ve got six people in a fountain at 4:00 in the morning, who are about to embark on a journey, and they just have no idea what’s in store for them.”Matthew Perry

HAPPY 20TH, F.R.I.E.N.D.S!
—- September 22nd, 1994 —-


posted 20 hours ago + 1,521 notes — via dapperdeduction, © bradleyjizzames