so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
you picky little shit just eat your fucking cucumber
what if everything you see right now is just a hallucination caused by inhaling oxygen
Is that why when you stop breathing you black out.
GUYS STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY EXISTENCE
im not surprised when tumblr people are failing classes cause you guys are dumb as fuck
I like the idea of two people spending forever together.
when ur at the gym getting PUMPED AS FUK & ur phone dies so u can’t listen to eminem’s “lose yourself”
“Ah, yes, my psychiatrist, Hax Murderer. He has been helping me profile this ax murderer.”
#can we just talk about the fact that she pointed out it was after he walked away #so it was in no way a betrayal #considering he put his hybrid army over her throughout Season 4 and she never strayed #just saying
My Mad Fat Diary » Blue + Pink
caroline forbes + math
had to make a compilation of my favorite Supernatural spin-offs and movie posters. these are not mine!!! so if thesuy are yours, add your credit in.
"you make my heart beat in iambic pentameter."
no you don’t understand shakespeare literally writes to the beat of your heart
- that’s why shakespearean actors will sometimes pound their chests in time to the words during readings
- that’s why you use fluctuations…