Lilies Are White
I'M BATMAN
posted 1 hour ago + 64,020 notes — via mishahasthebluebox, © tonysassy


posted 1 hour ago + 5,317 notes — via basically-run, © mileskaneunot

mileskaneunot:

ezra is 30 but acts like such a nerdkid meanwhile alex is 28 and acts like someone’s italian granpa called pepe by everyone in his small italian village



posted 1 hour ago + 39,528 notes — via basically-run, © aaltje-in-wonderland

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”



posted 1 hour ago + 68,696 notes — via deaninmyjeans

lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta



posted 1 hour ago + 130,615 notes — via mishahasthebluebox, © hohokev

brobrokev:

my roommate just screamed “COSTCO” in his sleep



posted 1 hour ago + 179,418 notes — via basically-run, © people.com

whydothings:

EVERYBODY STOP I LOVE THIS



posted 1 hour ago + 232,008 notes — via basically-run, © missmarvel

6 year old fan asks Sebastian a question.



posted 13 hours ago + 69,271 notes — via devincarnes, © georgeryanrosslll

georgeryanrosslll:

panic! at the disco: a summary



posted 13 hours ago + 10,902 notes — via imtheprettyone, © journeyintosuspense
  • Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
  • Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
  • Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORIST IN OUR PROGRAM.
  •  *In the background*
  • Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
  • Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D


posted 13 hours ago + 5,098 notes — via i-feel-spectaculacular, © bbcatemysoul

vaginal-diabetus:

bbcatemysoul:

don’t you hate it when you take your girlfriend to a nice restaurant to propose to her but then you accidentally end up on top of your ex in the middle of the floor

awkward

image

I know, John…  I know…



posted 13 hours ago + 68,347 notes — via imtheprettyone, © psychiartist


posted 13 hours ago + 3,804 notes — via amyyam, © mccoysm
space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
inspired by [x]


posted 13 hours ago + 27,376 notes — via devincarnes, © doyoumindsu

bakerstreetbabes:

This is the BEST.



posted 13 hours ago + 2,059 notes — via imtheprettyone, © quietseedling

vegan-nom-time:

signa-te:

quietseedling:

no

foxes eating rabbits or lions catching antelope 

is not in any way shape or form 

the same thing

as people mass producing, forcefully breeding non-human animals, and slaughtering them by the hundreds of millions to be packaged into plastic wrapped cartons for you to buy from a store that you drove your car to

shut up

THANK YOU

FYI



posted 13 hours ago + 20,057 notes — via iwasthemadone, © alduiiin
sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD

sirdef:

alduiiin:

sTEPHEN COLBERT

OH MY GOD