May 2013
kuuzuryuu:
if you unfollow me for liveblogging eurovision you only have urself to blame, you signed up for this when you followed a european blogger
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Going to a LGBT walk today
AND I FOUND THIS DRESS IN MY CLOSET… MY MUM BOUGHT IT FOR ME LIKE YEARS AGO AND IT’S COLOURFUL AND JUST COLOURS!
So… I think I may wear it because colours,
where the sun sails: A REALLY DUMB BLENDING... →
areyoutryingtodeduceme:
So, multiple times a day I get the same question:
DAMN GURL, HOW YOU SO FIIIIINE???
IDEK YOU GUYS, GOSH.
Um. No, but, you guys ask me a lot about how I do my blends. So uh ……hmm.
The short answer is: I bullshit a lot of it. Seriously. I didn’t grow…
wwiao:
have you ever been reading a book and youre like half way down the page when you realize you havent really been reading your eyes have just been scanning over the words aimlessly you know
ladymalchav:
nissanissas:
when you buy a bunch of individually wrapped things that are meant to be eaten at a steady pace and then you eat all of them and are surrounded by candy wrappers and the remnants of your dignity
nbcemployee:
the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
tvvink:
“how can you be friends with them you’ve never even met them”
snapchatting:
no i am absolutely positive that admiring cute boys from afar will make them fall in love with me
There's nothing wrong with sex, people.
claireruns:
thechroniclesofrin:
- Having sex every day. - Saving sex for your wedding night. - Never having sex. - Having sex with different people. - Having sex with one person. - Having sex with a person of your same gender. - Loving sex. - Hating sex. - Being loud. - Being quiet.
The only thing wrong with sex?
When it’s not consensual.
Because that’s not sex. That’s rape.
...
2virgins-and-70sluts:
the-angel-fell-for-the-hunter:
sterekdestiel:
onehunterandhisangel:
jademing:
greeneyesofdeath:
pie-and-porn:
deanwinchesterwantsthecass:
mortalcas:
now we can’t say “the hunter and his angel”
i will end you
CASTIEL WILL ALWAYS BE DEAN’S ANGEL DAMMIT
HE WILL ALWAYS BE DEAN AND SAM’S GUARDIAN ANGEL
FUCK YOU I’M NOT CHANGING MY URL
FUCK YOU I’M...
misdre:
one of my favourite things in the world is that kakka means your highness in japanese and poop in finnish
permanentlyhiddlestoned:
phoenix:
sakibatch:
one day benedict cumberbatch and tom hiddleston are gonna win all of the oscars and theyre gonna be like “oh bless you but i cant take all of these here give them to the nominees yes bless you im so sorry”
And that was how Leonardo DiCaprio finally got an Oscar.
I just spit water all over my desk.
legolast:
my friend just accidentally called our math teacher “honey” and he replied “yes dear”
colorado-wannabe:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
lol-sobbing:
*thinks about the future for three seconds*
*has a mental breakdown that lasts three weeks*
thrillionaire:
just spooning my boyfriend
out of his container
it’s ice cream
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
flawlesstrueperfection:
you’re a 10? on the pH scale maybe
cuz u basic
zackisontumblr:
If anybody asks if they know you from somewhere, look them in the eyes and say, “Do you watch porn?”
terns:
mark your territory by crying on things
“We are the girls with anxiety disorders, filled appointment books, five-year...”
– Courtney Martin
(via longtimetraveling)
tresbellemichelle:
blametheleather:
everybody has that one kink that they will never ever admit to liking and will secretly read every fic ever written about it but will vehemently deny it if you ever mention it
#keep your friends close and your secret and socially unaccepted kinks closer
